Attack of the Evange-hellicals: Part 11
Episode Eleven: What is happening Gay activist Mike Minor never made it to the shower. The dread was palpable, and he feared what might happen if he even moved. He stood motionless, taking shallow...
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Finishing number one at the box office over the weekend, the blockbuster, Attack of the Evange-hellicals, continues to delight and appall movie-goers. Incredibly, the G-Rated kid-friendly version,...
View ArticleThe wino, the reporter, and the meditation chamber
For You have abandoned Your people, the house of Jacob, Because they are filled with influences from the east, And they are soothsayers like the Philistines… (Isaiah 2: 6) Gregory Xavier Gooberooni...
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Reverend Linda Billings, dressed in her sparkling, white priest’s garment, looked out over the congregation. She could feel the sweet power of the Master. As his presence poured through her, she...
View ArticleFuror in the Gay Equality Foundation (Attack of the Evange-hellicals)
As Jenni Botswana got out of the cab in front of World Christian Newspaper, the conference room at the Gay Equality Foundation seethed with tension. The Episco-contemplative priests, Jill and Linda...
View ArticlePopcorn half-price for evangelicals
Our concluding segments of Attack of the Evange-hellicals will return after this brief intermission. If anyone finds a set of dentures, please bring them to the concession stand in the lobby. Popcorn...
View ArticleMeditation Chamber?
With the introduction of Reiki and meditation advocates Mehmet Oz, Daniel Amen, and Mark Hyman through Rick Warren’s Daniel Plan, things just got a little weirder. It’s almost at Jenni Botswana alert...
View ArticleEvange-hellicals Anonymous can help you
Thank you for supporting our feature, Attack of the Evange-hellicals. As most of you know, the movie has been a great box-office success, resulting in strong demand for movie related products such as...
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